Jun 26, 2009

Awesome Fanfic

Being in bed for quite a few days now, I've had time to catch up with my fanfic! :)
Where to start .. I've read like 50 and I can't wait for updates!! Seriously.
Most of the are Out Of Caracter and All Human but who cares, as longs as there's Edward and Bella, I'm in!

Holding Out For You!

Great story! Sexy widowed doctor who also surfs, has two nice kids.. Docward, surfward, all in one. Oh and he loves honey sticks.
Bella is a divorced mother who just moved in with her sun and her pretty lab.
Not much more to say, just LOVE IT.
Love how it's written. There are some angsty parts in between and I swear I cried, I usually don't cry, and less with fanfic, but this, this my friend was deep pure angst.
Check it out HERE!

Then comes
The Office

Bella is Edwards sexy assistant. Edward is a beautiful bastard. Bella is a beautiful bitch. No more words needed. Oh! And the french. Don't forget the french.
Check it out here!

Lets see which one next.. Oh!
The Submissive
Bells wants in on BDSM but only wants Edward. Hot, very hot! But sweet too. The best thing is that it has a sequel! Well not yet exactly. All written in BPOV. Now we're checking out Edwards point of view in...

The Dominant

Totally written in Edwards POV.
Click here to read The Submissive first. Than here for The Dominant.

I've got tons more of fanfics but I'm getting sleepy right now!
Sorry I didn't make better reviews for each of them cause I swear they do deserve it! They actually deserve a hole post each. But I'm just not that good a writter. *Le sigh*

Jun 25, 2009

New Banner =)!

Swine flu = More time = getting bored a lot. Which finally means I was so bored I decided to play around with Photoshop and make my self a banner :]
Hope you like it!


Jun 23, 2009

Just my luck...

If you read the last post you'd probably know I babysat some kids and then when Twilight came up things went really wrong, I got bitten by an eight year old and had a 6 year old glued to my leg till her parents got her off me. I thought I had comitted the most horrendous type of crime... That, 'till yesterday when I began feeling really weird, icky, like a truck had run over me, and like I could fry an egg on my head ( could go on all day telling you how I felt but that's not the point I'm trying to make here). Just as I began to feel like crap, I got a phone call from Mrs. J. (mom of Anthony and Lindsey, who I babysat Friday), not in the mood to let my phone keep on making those annoying and irritating sounds, I picked up. Two very opposite feelings came across when she called. First the good one: I wasn't getting in trouble for putting her son in a trauma cause aparrently it wasn't just Twilights fault, it envolved some other reason, that takes us to...
The BAD one: Tony actually got the swine flu (I just like calling it that way, its easier and "friendlier") so as soon as he got better they wanted me to babysit during their regular outtings cause they thought I did a great job( yeah right...
I know payback is a bitch so I probably deserved the damn flu, but I don't deserve the angry parents *sigh*).

Back to the point. If you read the listed above you'll notice... I HAD SYMPTOMS... been in contact with a infected person.. So yeah, I put 2 and 2 together and realized I needed a doc.
So here I am analyzing myself.
I actually thought it was all about the fever but when I told the doc I had a sore throat and that I was getting nauseas with just about everything I ate, he left the room running and came back withwhat looked like an apocalyptic pack.
Symtoms: Check.

The apocalyptic pack included:
- a shot to stop the muscular pain. The current male nurse (the doctor wisely took a run for his life) didn't even blush when he told me to get my pants down when all I was thinking about was a man I don't know is touching my butt without foreplay, ugh so awkward, lets say something to break the ice "Uuum, good hand you have, doesn't hurt at all.. WTFFFF WAS THAAT? GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!" kay, that went wrong... What do we do now? smile at him? Nah, lets just, stand up and get out of here. Dear lord! Is this gonna hurt FOREVER?! Think I was better of without that shot. Fucker.
- A "manual for people who've got the swine flu". Nothing you didn't already know in here.
- The very exposed TAMIFLU. Great.

One every twelve hours for five days.

- A medical license on my name with a "7 days in bed" written in HUGE LETTERS! Yay, now we're talking! I know I'll probably get bored but sheesh its a week off! I believe God trully likes us and was just playing hard to get when we thought nobody liked us.
So, like the posts name, Just my luck!
Although I do get a week off everything which means just lying down, blogging, reading, facebooking, and other things you do when you should be doing productive stuff, with the exception that I don't have to be doing productive stuff now, cause I've got the swine flu :D

Thanks little piggies.

Oh and special thanks to Robsten Lovers for being really nice and cool with me and even setting up a Get Well Soon post up for me :]
Me love you guys.

Jun 22, 2009

Babysitting and Twilight

Friday night was one of the weirdest nights of my life. Mrs. J called me and asked me to babysit Anthony and Linsey (8 and 6 years old) who I've know for a while right now and since I'd already partied Thursday night, it seemed ok to do so. I was there early (which apparently in babysitting is a huge mistake cause Mrs J didn't waste any minute in me getting to write down every phone number and relatives adress in case of an emergency) when she finally let go of me and took off with Mr J, I went to say hi to the kids, we played for a while with some toys I had no idea existed, felt like I was in some movie from the future. I (yes I, the kids got bored after the first ten minutes and were currently standing at the door frame staring at me with pleeding eyes) eventually got bored of finding out which toys did what and figured out the kids were hungry so once in the kitchen with them eatting happily I checked the schedule the parents gave me, after dinner was a bath and then if the kids felt like it we could watch a movie in their room, then I had to kiss them goodnight and retire to the living room, leaving them in their sleep till Mr and Mrs. J. came back. After dinner I took them both to the bathroom, luckily for me they're still in that age range where it doesn't matter your sex and neither does your current bath partners one. So thats was quite fast and problem free. Pj time was just as easy, and they told me that we had to put their beds together to make watching movies cooler, everything was going on very cooly, till Twilight came along... We went to the parents room to check out the DVD collection and suddenly I dropped every other movie I had planned to watch that night. Twilight was there, guess Mrs. J is a twi-mom cause she had it on her side along with what people call chick flicks and inside the DVD box she had quite a nice selection of RPattz pictures. So forget about anything else, I found Twilight and Twilight we're watching. I quickly scanned my head in search for anything that might appear in Twilight that could be scary for 8 and 6 year olds but remembered this video (for those of you who have no idea what video I'm talking about, its the one where a 4, yes FOUR year old LIKES Twilight) so I thought if a 4 year old liked Twilight, Anthony and Lindsey would love it! I went to get us something to drink so if there was a "PG Rating Sign" I would'nt know. The movie went along great, at least that's what I thought... the kids were quiet and even laughed with Bellas clumpsiness. Do not ask me when, why or how things changed but suddenly I looked at them and inmediately realized something was wrong. Tonys eyes were as big as dishes and he looked like the were forcing him to watch the movie.
I'm sorry Tony. Truly am.

Well that was what Tony looked like so I turned of the TV and got him a glass with iced water than, Lindsey. Linsdey was aparrently good, normal, fine. That's how things looked like when I turned the lights of and silently closed the door behind me. I felt something grab my leg and before I could try kicking it off I realized it was Lindsey.
- "What's wrong sweety?"
- "Do not leave me please, the orange hair girl will come and try to eat me" (Thats what I think she said cause she just couldn't stop crying so it was hard to make out what she meant to say.)
- "Ok, I'll stay with you but we can't make noises so your brother doesnt wake up"
- " Kaaaay"
The parents decided to arrive at 1 am (4 hours more than actually planned). In other cases I don't really mind but this was the worst that could've happened. Lindsey AT ALL TIMES had a part of her body stuck to mine while Tony looked like someone had blone mind freezing ice on him or something. He was slow, it took him forever to do things so when I woke up being bitten on the arm it took the few of 5 minutes to get him off of it, to finally stop and start staring to nowhere land once again. I heard some screaming and found out Lindsey had seen and heard most of it so I had to find her and tell her things were alright, her brother was not a vampire, I wasn't dying and Tony wouldn't try to eat her later on. She joined me to the kitchen, helped me wrap my hand with an ice pack and quietly went back to bed not letting go of my leg till her parents got home and I decided to make a run home just after they paid me not wanting to deal with Tonys vampire shock.
For all you twimoms out there, I'm sorry if Tony and Lindsey were your kids and I traumatized them for life, I usually am great in babysitting, have never gotten any complains, but nobody is perfect. So I really apologize! For that and for taking the liberty to open your first aid kit cause your wanna be vampire kid thought he was James and I was Bella so he bit me real hard even making me bleed a bit. So yeah, sorry bout that.

Jun 18, 2009

Me in Breaking Dawn

Ok! (Why do I always start like that? I don't know, I'll figure it out next time) So the other day I was at the gym on a thirty minute jog on the treadmill and found out that not even my pimp ass playlist was gonna help me get over the long run and started looking around... I realized several people were reading books, so yep, next day I took a book with me, guess which one! Not Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse, but Breaking Dawn.
Yep, thats how my treadmill looked like.

So I began thinking I was 19 years old too ! And suddenly my mind began to dream while my feet struggled to not fall off the darn machine.
I was Bella and Edward was, Edward (sorry, no boyfriend so I'm settling weith Edward) and pictured the scene. Me telling my mom and current stepdad (yes current, I've had about 4 of those) and well obviously the scene didn't exactly play out that w
ay. First my moms over reaction to the word marriage, than me hyperventilating and getting in a fight with Edward, everyone pointing out that we were to young and that they weren't buying the "not pregnant" crap, so finally maybe after hours of discussion, some br
oken vases, me crying, step dad blaming mom for the idea that marriage was something that came from night to day, and finally everyone sitting down to discuss things, some calls to the Cullens to check out what they thought of things... Oh lets not forget about the part where all of us would have to get in Mr. H's car and drive to the drugstore to get a pregnancy test... Dad and Edward outside the bathroom and my mom with me just to check I don't cheat on the test by putting water instead of peeing in it, and finally... After hours and hours, YES! We're ready to go!
Thank god we didn't tell them about our honneymoon plans
What about hunneymoon plans? I think we should be worried a
bout the fact that we're moving in
Ugh, we'll get to that, lets just take it a step at the time...
So yeah, after all of that mess, we could finally get married.
After the wedding from hell, where Edwards strange but loving family encountered my wackoo one me and Edward would go on our hmoon, probably not Isle Esme, and more than likely none of us being virgens... Have the fun and time of our lives unt
ill suddenly... Week 3 on the hmoon, OMG I'm late!

Ugh sorry! I'd love to continue but I can't right now, something just came up!
Next post
Edward, me and mini Heidi =)

Love this picture ! Found it here :)
H :]

Jun 15, 2009

idea-less, my blog is never gonna make it to the corner!

kaaay I can't get no sleep! maybe cause I went to the gym and left like at ten so I'm al hyper right now and decided that maybe if I wrote something I'd get a bit more sleepy.
so yeah, I know I'm supposed to blog about things twilight related but I just realized that my great idea would now be some lame ass post cause comeone beat me to it !
Last week at the gym I was on the running machine and they started playing some M. Jackson videos, then came Thriller and I totally thought what would it be like if Edward was a zombie. Almost killed myself cause I tripped on the jogging machine and landed on the floor, on my but. I'm lame, I know. Well the thing is, next day I saw that Twilight Widowers beat me to it! I swear I even imagined the movie scene when they're in the forest and KStews lines being like your skin is greenish and stuff. So yeah I'm idea-less right now...
C'est la vie...